Bitcoin Mining CEO moves company to Lewistown
“My buddy dared me to find the worst place to run a Bitcoin mining company, and I chose Lewistown.”
F!RST CRYPTO, a Bitcoin mining company previously located in northern California, is moving to Lewistown.
Austin Pratt, 21, was dared by a friend to move his Cryptomining company to the “worst place possible” to prove that he was perfect for the “crypto scene”.
“It will look great on my future endeavors” Pratt said in a digital interview with our reporter last Thursday. “I can see the entry now. In fact, I’ve already penciled it into my five-year plan.” Pratt explained that investors today like to see people trying new, different ideas. “Taking a technology company into Central Montana is such a bad idea that I can be positive that nobody else has tried it yet.”
F!RST CRYPTO is looking at buying the old Reid’s building from the APR. “It looks nice, it’s expensive, it’s public, and it will be very photogenic.”
“Besides,” he added “I donated a bunch of money to the APR, they might give me a discount.”
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